(Source: elliegevelly)
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
i want one
It was a special order from this dude’s etsy. He can make one with any character you desire~~
(via dudesyoureonyourown)
I think they had the reception without her tho.
Looks like she’s a bit bovvered
(Source: oswinsleaf, via benylin-kiwipatch)
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
Too fantastic not to reblog. Especially if you love Shakespeare. -H
(via sherlsandjawn)
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
(via richardidntwantodie)
Clara was on Gallifrey. Which means one of her echoes was a time lady.
At one point Clara was a time lady.
There has never been a better use for that gif, ever.
(via xshootingstarrikex)
friendly reminder that this piece of shit right here
went to Eton, Cambridge and the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts
and this little shit over here
went to Harrow School, University of Manchester and the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts
BOYS
probably two of the most intelligent people in Britain, everybody
(via 221booty-lover)
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
had had
(via humourous-misadventures)
Ah. You’re actually not awful at that.
Lets just admit now that we would all parent like Dean Winchester.
(via ear-hats-are-cool)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via jackassesrockedpurgatory)
And then I met a man called The Doctor. A man who could change his face.
(Source: sorrydearie, via miss-doctorwho)
